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Updated: 11-22-2009
 

Archive for June 25th, 2009

Baby opossum stuck inside soda machine

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

I don’t think this little fella was playing possum, I think he was working a branding message for a new line of Possum Soda.   I think the can tells the story!

popcanJOHNSON CITY, N.Y. (AP) — A baby opossum’s instinct to play dead evidently didn’t help matters after it got wedged inside a soda machine at a Binghamton-area fitness club. The animal ran into the Court Jester Athletic Club in Johnson City and scurried behind a soda machine in the front vestibule Wednesday evening.

The club’s assistant manager called police after she realized the critter was stuck inside, hanging upside down in a compartment below the soda dispenser.

A police officer tried to pull it from the bottom of the machine, but it was lodged in place and making no apparent move to escape. About a half hour later, another employee arrived with a key for the machine, the front panel was opened and the animal rescued. The officer released it in a nearby cemetery.

Information from: The Press and Sun-Bulletin of Binghamton, http://www.pressconnects.com

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Mo. inmate who used cardboard toilet paper holder to escape recaptured

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

MacGuyver is what I would call this guy.  Using a toilet paper roll to break out should win an award, oh wait, it will, a longer sentence!  I wonder if he will get 3 shells next.

Handle with care, actual evidence

Handle with care, actual evidence

COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) — Columbia police have captured an inmate who allegedly escaped from the Howard County jail using a cardboard toilet paper holder. Curtis Jones of New Franklin was captured Wednesday afternoon.

Columbia police officers, who were responding to a tip, went to where Jones was believed to be located, but he had fled on foot. Jones was spotted a short time later and taken into custody.

Jones had escaped early Monday. Authorities allege he used the folded cardboard to jam a door lock to his cell and fled when a jailer went to another area in the building.

Jones was detained on a theft charge on suspicion of stealing anhydrous ammonia, a chemical used to manufacture methamphetamine.

He previously escaped in 1996 from the county’s old jail in Fayette by climbing through a hole in the ceiling.

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Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles in poppy fields: Senior Australian lawyer

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Wallabies on opium did this?   Talk about cool, I think we should start a team wallaby sycronized crop circling and get them on tour.  Coming to a crop near you.

6 Wallabies, a crop and Cpt. Kangaroo and Presto

6 Wallabies, a crop and Cpt. Kangaroo and Presto

SYDNEY (AP) — Wallabies snacking in Tasmania’s legally grown opium poppy fields are getting “high as a kite” and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.

Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials’ antics in a brief on the state’s large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

“We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. “Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”

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