I sure wish every argument ended with this kind of assualt or better yet let’s use Doritos. So when you report have you been arrested on employment forms, what do you write “Assualt by Cheetos?”
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500. Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com
DALLAS (AP) — A casket minus a cadaver yielded nearly 100 pounds of marijuana after a traffic stop in Dallas.
