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		<title>Police nab wrong-way driver twice in 3 days</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rules, what rules, I want to go this way, this is the shortest way and I am taking it.   We&#8217;ll have to follow up on this one to see whats wrong with this person but I am sure am glad he isn&#8217;t driving in Coos Bay today.
KALAMAZOO, Mich. (AP) &#8212; Authorities in western Michigan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man who left wallet in bank robbery pleads guilty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t there some law on the books for arresting someone who is extremely mentally challenged?   I&#8217;d say leaving your wallet at the scene of a crime probably puts you at high risk for some sort of stupidity award?
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) &#8212; A Kansas City man who left his wallet on the counter of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indoor marijuana farm found near police station</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am thinking this is pretty smart.  If you can grow within 25 feet of a police station and they can&#8217;t detect the smell then it&#8217;s a good place because the police aren&#8217;t that sharp.  And who would bust in and try to rob a grow operation within 25 feet of a police department?
LOS ANGELES [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Udder shock: Woman finds 650-pound cow in pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And just what is wrong with a cow wanting to go for a swim?   I think the only real issue is the amount of poo the cow might leave.  I am pretty sure the pool filters are not equipped to deal with cow pies.
SPARTANBURG, S.C. (AP) &#8212; Call it udder shock. A South Carolina woman who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unfriend is US dictionary&#8217;s 2009 word of the year</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well it&#8217;s good to know something is progressing, the English language, or is it digressing?  I can&#8217;t think of a single time in my life I have wanted to unfriend someone, maybe I need to expand my horizons LOL.
NEW YORK (AP) &#8212; What word sums up 2009? How about unfriend?
That&#8217;s the New Oxford American Dictionary&#8217;s 2009 Word [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Gold&#8217; rings stolen from shop just brass</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess it is true, all that glitters is not gold.  In this case these brilliant thieves just didn&#8217;t have a clue.  Here&#8217;s your sign!
TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) &#8212; An Ohio jeweler says thieves who smashed their way into his store and got away with rings are in for a surprise when they try to sell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drilling for Scotch whiskey on frozen continent</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice, a 100 year old scotch.  Too bad they can&#8217;t recover it and thaw it.  I&#8217;d bet that&#8217;d bring a premium price.
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) &#8212; A beverage company has asked a team to drill through Antarctica&#8217;s ice for a lost cache of some vintage Scotch whiskey that has been on the rocks since a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man arrested for calling 911, asking for sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In reading this a song came to mind, Lookin&#8217; for love by Waylon Jennings.   &#8220;I was looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many faces . . .&#8221;  If you are dumb enough to do this you will fit in well in jail.  
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) &#8212; Florida police say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman accused of faking breast cancer for implants</title>
		<link>http://www1.theworldlink.com/weird_news/2009/11/woman-accused-faking-breast-cancer-implants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think she is in the right place, wacky waco.   Who would do something as dishonest as this, playing on the sympathy of generous people to fraud them out of money to help pay for breast implants.   This is just plain wrong.
WACO, Texas (AP) &#8212; Authorities say a Texas woman lied about having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police: Wife pulls knife on husband over vodka</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That must be some really good vodka to risk going to jail over.  I have had some good vodka in my time but never had a bottle worth stickin&#8217; someone with a knife.
CLAWSON, Mich. (AP) &#8212; Police said a woman threatened her husband with a 7-inch knife after he threw away her bottle of vodka [...]]]></description>
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