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Updated: 11-22-2009
 

Posts Tagged ‘assault’

Woman accused of biting boyfriend’s tongue

Monday, October 5th, 2009

I guess love knows no bounds, or maybe it does as I suppect she’s reached them with the beer bottle and bite.   So for her trouble, three hots and a cot.

WEST MONROE, La. (AP) — Deputies arrested a blood-stained 39-year-old woman for allegedly biting her boyfriend’s tongue during an argument. According to an arrest affidavit, the woman’s boyfriend told deputies that she hit him over the head with a beer bottle during the disagreement. He said he attempted to kiss her to reconcile and she bit his tongue, causing it to bleed.

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Police: Woman, not in the mood, cuts boyfriend

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Mental Note to Self: This girl is not dating potential!   No more reading up on Lorena Bobbit, or watching the burning bed.  Maybe just say “I have a headache next time” while HOLDING the knife would be sufficient.

MONROE, La. (AP) — A 52-year-old woman was booked Thursday morning with domestic battery after telling police that she cut her boyfriend for trying to have sex with her. In the arrest affidavit, police said the woman’s boyfriend claimed she cut him with a knife when they got into an argument, and police saw a 4-inch gash on his left arm along with several small cuts and scratches.

The woman told police she cut him with a lighter.

Information from: The News-Star, http://www.thenewsstar.com

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Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

A case of a hot head with a sword it seems.  I can see how finding a pop can in your room would be worth drawing a sword and potentially going to jail over.   Seriously might I mention anger control classes?

BRYAN, Texas (AP) — A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.

A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.

One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.

A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.

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Irate woman allegedly threatens postal worker

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

Late package, potential jail time.   In weighing this issue I think I would settle for the late package.   I am guessing this lady will be re-thinking her remarks, possibly for a couple of years.  Way to go miss “I am pissed at the post office guy”.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An off-duty Anchorage police officer arrested a woman accused of threatening to kill a postal worker because a package was late. Anchorage Police Lt. Dave Parker said Officer Cameron Hokenson was at the post office Monday on personal business when he witnessed a 64-year-old woman threaten an employee at the postal counter.

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