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Updated: 11-22-2009
 

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Man appears alive at his own funeral

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Talk about weird.  Terrible news you find out a relative or friend has died in a car crash, the following day you go to the funeral and see the body in the casket.  He doesn’t look like your friend or relative but is badly disfigured so you go along only to have the real person show up for the funeral.  So who the hell is the dead guy?  We will never know.

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a Sunday night car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.

As is customary in Brazil, the funeral was held the following day, which happened to be the holiday of Finados, when Brazilians visit cemeteries to honor the dead.

What family members didn’t know was that Goncalves had spent the night at a truck stop talking with friends over drinks of a sugarcane liquor known as cachaca, his niece Rosa Sampaio told the O Globo newspaper. He did not get word about his own funeral until it was already happening Monday morning.

A police spokesman in the town of Santo Antonio da Platina said Goncalves rushed to the funeral to let family members know he was not dead.

“The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing,” said the police spokesman, who talked on condition of anonymity as he wasn’t authorized to discuss the case. “People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case.”

Sampaio told O Globo that some family members were not sure the body was Goncalves.

“My two uncles and I had doubts about the identification,” she told O Globo. “But an aunt and four of his friends identified the body, so what were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral.”

The police spokesman confirmed there were doubts: “His mom looked at the body in the casket and thought something was strange. She looked and looked and couldn’t believe it was her son,” Sampaio said. “Before long, the walking dead appeared at the funeral. It was a relief.”

The body was correctly identified later Monday, the police spokesman said, and has already been buried in another state. He declined to release the actual victim’s name.

By Bradley Brooks
Associated Press Writer

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Farmer awarded for killing 83,000 rats

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Talk about the pied piper in the devils clothing!   What a feat, 83,000+ rats in 9 months.   That’s some serious work.   And to think, all of this for a color television.   Imagine what he would have done for an iPhone!

DHAKA, Bangladesh (AP) — Bangladesh on Wednesday awarded a farmer who killed more than 83,000 rats and launched a monthlong campaign nationwide to kill millions more, to protect crops and reduce the need for food imports. Mokhairul Islam, 40, won a first prize of a color television for killing some 83,450 rats in the past nine months in Gazipur district near the South Asian country’s capital, Dhaka. He collected their tails for proof.

“I am so happy to get this honor,” Islam told The Associated Press after receiving a 14-inch television and a certificate amid cheers at an official ceremony packed with 500 farmers and officials. “I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this.”

“This is an exciting moment. I will continue to kill them,” he vowed.

Officials say the impoverished nation imports some 3 million tons of food annually, while the Ministry of Agriculture estimates that rodents annually destroy 1.5 million to 2 million tons of food.

“We can cut the import of food by at least half if we can succeed in this year’s campaign,” said Wais Kabir, executive chairman of the Bangladesh Agriculture Research Council.

He asked everyone, especially farmers, to take on the killing mission as a sport. The government has said it will train mainly farmers and students for this year’s campaign.

“Killing rats is not that easy, it needs training,” Kabir said.

Islam said he mainly used poison to kill the rats at his poultry farm, and that the cull has paid off as the rodents now scavenged less.

“Previously I needed 33 sacks of poultry feed per week, now I need less than 30,” he said.

Fakhrul Haque Akanda, a farmer from northern Bangladesh and the second-prize winner, killed some 37,450 rats mostly with traps, some he invented.

“These bloody rats are my enemy, they destroy my gardens,” Akanda said.

“Please pray for me so that I can continue my mission, and teach and motivate others to join me,” he told the audience before taking his prize, also a television.

Last year, the U.N. World Food Program launched a monthslong food aid project in the country’s southeast after a plague of rats devoured rice crops.

By Julhas Alam
Associated Press Writer

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A deal to die for: Indianapolis cemetery holds `buy 1, get 1 free’ sale on select grave sites

Friday, June 19th, 2009

BOGO is something you love to see at the local grocery store, and KIA even tried it on the car lot, but CEMETERY plots, that’s weird!

Die twice for the same price?

Die twice for the same price?

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — It’s a buy-one, get-one-free sale – at a cemetery, of all places. Memorial Park Cemetery on Indianapolis’ far east side is offering plots at the bargain-basement price in one section of its grounds. It’s not another telling sign of the recession. General Manager Mark McCronklin says it’s a promotion the cemetery has run for several years around Memorial Day.

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